Let’s discuss the (current) elephant in the room (where’s Dr. Feller) in the form of a David Letterman Top-10 list

[KTArsenal]

{snare roll}

#10. She’s trying to create competition for the “Where’s Waldo?” franchise.

#9. She’s on a vacation in Armenia and no one really does that.

#8. She’s learning about the Andromeda Galaxy on a rocket ship blasted off from Yerevan.

#7. She took the wrong left at Albuquerque.

#6. She played in too many poker games run by Chauncey Billups.

#5. Ate gas station sushi and that wasn’t wasabi—or sushi.

#4. Really wanted to go fishing off the Bermuda coast…in a triangle.

#3. Became an oceanfront real estate agent in South Dakota.

#2. Told the FDA, “It’s going to be approved…MF.”

…and the #1 reason why no one knows where Dr. Faye Feller is:

#1. Who the hell is Dr. Faye Feller?!?

[biopearl123]

KT, funny as usual. I have to confess to reacting with a bit of anxiety though.