Curly Howard: “What do y’take me for, some kinda idiot?”
Moe Howard: “Yes.”
Curly: “I can’t see! I can’t see!”
Moe: “What’s the matter?”
Curly: “I got my eyes closed!”
Curly: “We’re not ordinary people…we’re morons.”
Moe: “Didn’t you go to school stupid?”
Curly: “Soitenly, and I came out the same way! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.”
Curly: “I’m tryin’ to think but nothin’s happenin’.”
Larry: “Fish is GREAT brain food!”
Moe: “Then you should fish for a whale.”
Curly: “I’m a victim of soicomstance! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.”
Moe: “I thought I told you to wake me up when the sun come up!”
Curly: “It was raining.”
Moe: “Remind me to murderlize you tomorrow.”
Shemp: “Moe, how do you like your eggs?”
Moe: “Fried and without the shells.”
Curly: “Where you gonna find a chicken like that.”
Moe: “Remind me to murderlize you in the morning.”
Shemp: “This stock, Moe, it’s a sure winner! I’ll put everything I got on it!”
Moe: “How much is that?”
Shemp: “Whatever’s in your pocket…”
Moe: “Yeah?”
Shemp: “Minus that!”
Moe: {two fingers to the eyeballs}
If you smiled once, task complete.
Cheers to my friends at iChat.
Here’s to hoping that we haven’t invested in Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe…nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
As always, cheers
