Let’s discuss the (current) elephant in the room (where’s Dr. Feller) in the form of a David Letterman Top-10 list
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2025 10:14 pm
{snare roll}
#10. She’s trying to create competition for the “Where’s Waldo?” franchise.
#9. She’s on a vacation in Armenia and no one really does that.
#8. She’s learning about the Andromeda Galaxy on a rocket ship blasted off from Yerevan.
#7. She took the wrong left at Albuquerque.
#6. She played in too many poker games run by Chauncey Billups.
#5. Ate gas station sushi and that wasn’t wasabi—or sushi.
#4. Really wanted to go fishing off the Bermuda coast…in a triangle.
#3. Became an oceanfront real estate agent in South Dakota.
#2. Told the FDA, “It’s going to be approved…MF.”
…and the #1 reason why no one knows where Dr. Faye Feller is:
#1. Who the hell is Dr. Faye Feller?!?
#10. She’s trying to create competition for the “Where’s Waldo?” franchise.
#9. She’s on a vacation in Armenia and no one really does that.
#8. She’s learning about the Andromeda Galaxy on a rocket ship blasted off from Yerevan.
#7. She took the wrong left at Albuquerque.
#6. She played in too many poker games run by Chauncey Billups.
#5. Ate gas station sushi and that wasn’t wasabi—or sushi.
#4. Really wanted to go fishing off the Bermuda coast…in a triangle.
#3. Became an oceanfront real estate agent in South Dakota.
#2. Told the FDA, “It’s going to be approved…MF.”
…and the #1 reason why no one knows where Dr. Faye Feller is:
#1. Who the hell is Dr. Faye Feller?!?